22:15:48 The Goa’uld : “She’s a gold digger!” (and now, I have Kanye West's song stuck in my head) 17:13:20 The Goa’uld: “When you come visit, I expect you to stay with me all the time!” 09:28:40 So it begins: The Goa’uld starts to lose it 17:20:29 The Goa’uld “Women with tattoos are disgusting” 17:01:18 The Goa’uld: “They won’t make you pretty” 12:25:58 Stop me before I go smack some sense into the Goa’uld… 22:19:58 Stop me before I go smack some sense into the Goa’uld… 15:47:00 The Goa’uld “You are abandoning my son!!!” They never are happy, aren't they? 16:29:25 The Goa’uld : “You hurt my feelings too” (Or when she definitely screwed up) 08:49:51 MILITW: “I forbid her to go work there” 17:20:13 The Goa’uld “OP lied to me when we spoke on the phone!” (No, I did not) 05:22:29 The Goa’uld wants to show me who’s the best cook 16:52:23 The Goa’uld “How dare you be friends with your ex!?!” 17:38:06 The Goa’uld “You don’t know how to take care of your puppy” 17:40:40 The Goa’uld “But I needed a chair!” so she stole one from us… 19:06:32 My first MILTW: 'He's not good enough for my daughter'
17:07:56 “Do you want to see my scar…that’s on my boob?” The Goa’uld strikes again! 09:42:28 “I needed a shower” so The Goa’uld used the one in our bedroom as we were about to… 10:53:44 “We have a symbiotic relationship, my son and I” 04:11:49 First time meeting MIL : « I still talk to my son’s ex.
